In my capacity as associate editor for Journal That Shall Not Be Named, I asked you to review a manuscript and you quickly agreed to perform this task. It seems as though you were too hasty in your actions, however, as you are now more than 3 weeks late submitting your review. I have already sent you two reminder letters and don't want to have to find another reviewer to take your place because you are too damned lazy to follow through on your commitment.
I would rather not have to chase you down and beat you to a pulp with a big stick. Although I will if I have to. Just try me.
Do the damned review and submit the fucker asap or suffer the consequences.
Yours most crankily,