Gaaaaaaaah ...

Apr 07 2011 Published by under Rant

Dear caffeine,

Why are you not working your splendiferous magic this week? I need your help so that I don't fall asleep on my desk and wake to find a river of drool, my face lined with the imprint from my keyboard and students taking photos of me with their phones.

Damn you. Damn you and your inability to keep me awake during endless committee meetings and student presentations.

That is all.

Disappointingly yours,


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